So we went to the shops.. And on the way back these like 5 lads started jumping in front of us and whipping us with sticks.. Like ‘cool’ kids. They started walking into my drive.. Yeah you do know my Dad is big and black don’t you? They started walking to my front door… ‘No he IS big and black.’
Went in - got my Dad.
He came outside, they were stood there. ‘YEAH HES HERE!’ My Dad: ‘HIYA’
Them - Weeing themselves I assume they thought *whoaa, he is big and black*
My Dad: Go home and try again.
Me: YEAH HE IS BIG AND BLACK! KEEP RUNNING! A LITTLE BIT FASTERRR…
YEAHH HE IS BIG…. AND… BLACK! BIG AND BLACK!
My Dad: Thats enough now Esther
Them - Gone……………………..…………..
